Student of the Month Article

Last Week "                " won the award for the Student of the Month
The press and I were very confused on why "            " won the student of the month, from her lazy   so we must have assumed she cheated the system, but she admitted to paying her teacher $69 dollars.

Getting into we figured out her least favorite class is Geography cause she "don't wanna know all that stuff" witch is the way she looks at school in general from responding to our question of if she likes school responding with a "tf hell no". We then went on to ask her about here about her life a home and she states, "its litty" we are not completely sure what that means but we assume it means she has a good life at home.

We then went on to ask her what she thought about certain controversial things, starting with what type of music she likes, and she says she likes hiphop and rap, so we can tell she is on the side of the more grudge music. We then went a little deeper and asked her about her political views and she says she republican. When she said she was republican we went straight to asking her what she thinks of Medical Marijuwanna.  She say she thinks its cool because it helps he friend with depression and stuff like that.

We asked her about what she likes to do outside of school, and she went on to say she like to play sports, like basketball. She doesn't have many hobbies and is more similar to a cat than human and sleeps all day. She says she goes to he christian church sometimes but is still, a believer in God.

In conclusion we have no clue how she would have won this award without paying her teacher.